Cruising along … But, I don’t want to ‘People’ …
Cruising along – at 90 MPH, and I hit a little speed bump. WTH … Why is my RLQ aching and throbbing? ‘Forget-about-it’, was what shouted through my head. But wait … what is this intense burning in my RUQ about? OK, ‘Pansy’ – Do you have a fever? Nope, HR is 85. But – there is redness (more than typical) to my ‘Hollis’ gut! Take Motrin! I vomited the first dose (600mg), but kept the 2nd dose (400mg) down nicely. WTH???
I’m expected back in the ER. I want to go back to the ER. I can’t handle any more of DH with his uncharted canine delivery questions. HE did not write the breeding dates down. (OK – he says he did, and then threw the monthly page away on our calendar … WTH?!?)
It is so much worse than our first few canine pregnancies (back when we were clueless!) … She twitches, he’s rushing her to the vet. We’ve been 3 times this week, just to determine she is pregnant and progressing normally!
Please, let me go back to work! But good-golly(!) what is this sh*t going on in my right abdomen?!? Well shoot, my RUQ frickin’ hurts … it HURTS!
I’m not ‘people-ing’ this week. After too many encounters with disgruntled, whiney, entitled, millennial BRATZ – I’m not people-ing! So, this abdominal discomfort is alarming … Do I have to ‘People’? Well … S.H.*.T.!!! Wait a minute … Oh my Goodness, it burns!!! WTHeck?