Are you kidding me???
It’s almost Nursing Competency time … I realize I’m early, but … Dang!!!
Somewhere along the line ‘SuperNurse’ (Is that me???) decided to wrap up a frustrating few days [ummm. twins going off to college – what could be easier?!?], combined with a bit of spousal-discord (must be the time of year), with my own hell-bent need to master CorelDraw TODAY… So, you bet – NOW was the best time to finish off some pesky nursing competencies.
Sweet Baby Jesus – stab me in the eye … PLEASE!!!
What was I thinking? No amount of wine could prepare me for this nursing HELL. Jeez Louise, even [the online narrator] Jean-Luc-Piccard-wanna-be couldn’t quite manage to stifle the YAWNS throughout this annual-nursing HADES! [Umm, no it wasn’t Jean Luc … but it didn’t matter!]
Who is this type of learning made for? Certainly not this stimulation-overloaded Florence Nightingale! I might just hand it off to my next 3 year old patient …
Picture this … you probably need glasses (I know I do!), but … Nah!!! Now, you’re studying this 2×2” screen that has 8 million dashes, dots and icons on it, something along the line of ‘air traffic controller’ … Jean Luc has just asked you to do something … What? Where? But there is this friendly little help button … OH YEAH – I was just about to hit that hidden icon … Dude, ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? You FAIL … try again! Nope … I’m out of wine. Your loss Jean-Luc!
So, yeah, tonight I do believe I am officially too old for this sh*t!
*** The good news??? I only have 11 more ‘units’ to go! [Help me!!!]